Stole'd from kuja_rang

My LiveJournal Sitcom
pineapple and Klondike bar (PBS, 1:00): shadowivy20x6 (Courtney Love) discovers that kainezetsubou (Debbie Reynolds) is taking flirting lessons. At the same time, zipchan (James Van Der Beek) gets lost on the way to xrianalex (Sean Connery)'s house and spends the night in a grocery store. In the next town over, yukie1013 (Jean Claude van Damme) gets vinja_writes (Sir Ian McKellen) drunk. That weekend, ckoanime (Adam Baldwin) and rabid_dangirl (Gena Lee Nolin) build a shed at the dentist's office. Afterwards, mdetector5 (Johnny Depp) bites yamazuya (Bill Bixby). Presented in HDTV.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

...I may very well be the only one who finds it utterly hilarious that I'm played by Courtney Love. I should be disturbed, though.

...but hey; I get to be in a sitcom with Sir Ian McKellen (YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU WERE IAN MCKELLEN TOO, STEFF) *and* Johnny Depp, so it's a fair trade.

Now when do I get my fuckin royalties for that Princess AI mango