Going to a party in a little while, but I figured I'd leave you guys with a real piece of shit--added bonus; it's got NOTHING to do with Anime. It involves Asians, but I figured I'd stop harping on Anime for once.

I WANT TO BELIEVE THIS IS SATIRE


I am pretty sure he doesn't really know what "beautiful" means...

It's been a while since I made an entry about some piece of failure from the art community...

Take a look at this awesome item that will TOTALLY help you in being an amazing "manga-ka".

EDIT: Oh yeah, I guess you guys would like to actually have the link!

I don't know who I should smack more--the people that actually bought this piece of shit, or the "advice" one reviewer gave, as follows:

"...save your money and buy real Manga to copy from instead.'"

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(and yes; I am of the opinion that copying is not the best way one can go about learning to draw.)

Guys, can you do me a favour?

If I'm putting too much effort into putting something together for a con that isn't a comic book, please beat some sense back into me.

I'm not ready for AWA. I'm not panicking, but I'm worried that I'm doing this for naught out of concern that my work won't sell. I'm being stupid again.

...also, I'm severely sleep deprived. I can't remember the last time I had such dark circles under my eyes. I know what you guys are gonna tell me; "GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP". I will. Soonish. I'll try to, anyway.

Congrats, Ria, YOU CAN DRINK NAO

I hope you waste no time cracking open a bottle. In fact, I've already started drinking (at 10 am? Oh yeah.)

HERPES BARFDAY torasetsuna !

(There. NOW I'm on time! :D)

You got your CLAMP in my Tekken!

You got your Tekken in my CLAMP!

...I honestly don't know how to feel about that design...other than that cape is simply FABULOUS!

(Now, if only we could get Kazuya Minekura or, better yet, Hiroaki motherfuckin' Samura. OR LOL TAKESHI OBATA AND EVERYONE WILL LOOK LIKE DEATH NOTE CHARACTERS HURR HURR HURR)

*KIDDING

Oh hay, fantomfox , so it's your birthday. I hope at the very least you are allowing yourself one relatively worry-free day. Your birthday toast will be in the mail in 3-6 weeks. :D

http://twitter.com/tekkenbob

Why does Not Hwoarang Bob have a TWITTER?!

Berthdei toast for incisivis ! :D

Your birthday is the easiest to remember since it's the same as my mum's. :D

I hope you get some cool swag! BOOSH!

Birthday toast for yamazuya !

In honour of your day, I managed to go without being a moron today! AWESOME

So, someone posted a video featuring yours truly on YouTube, and as I'm watching it, I've come to notice that I gesture a lot with my hands.

Also, there's someone selling some of their h. NAOTO clothing and I WANT IT SO MUCH FFFFFFFFF

So now I wanna make all kinds of fan art for Dissidia.

...I dunno why either. D: But, if that's what the muse wants, that is what the muse shall get. O.o

Raven, you are the most adorable kitty I know, but dude:

WHY YOU GOTTA BE SLEEPIN' ON MY COPICS?

Oh; and puppy update: Snowdoll's litter is seven. Seven puppies. D'awww.

seriously; off my markers Raven >:/

It's your birthday, mang! :D So enjoy some birthday toast. I'd draw you something, but I still don't have my scanner working. D: So instead, please enjoy my Valentine's Day edition of my GaiaOnline avvy.

I called my mum earlier today, kinda out of the blue but mostly to see how she's been, and she informs me:

Snowdoll is pregnant again.

For those of you just joining in, Snowdoll is one of the two Siberian Huskies that live at my mum's. Last June she gave birth to a litter, and now she's going through it again. O_O Poor Marc. I'm sure he's THRILLED to have to endure puppy stench.

...I wish I could get one of those Huskies. But alas; I don't think my poor Cat Raven could deal with another. Ah, I remember when Romanov (mum's fiancee's Huskie and father of Snowdoll's babies) was just a pup, and he and Raven would play*.

*By that, I mean Romanov would get too close to Raven's personal space, Raven hissed, Romanov persisted, and WHAP! Paw slap from Raven. XD

I never did post those photos of the puppies. I got caught up with AWA, depressed about life, and then VIRUS. But I will post them when I get them back. Seriously.

In the midst of my busyness, I forgot to wish a very HAPPIE BERTHDEI to sky_boy . D: Your belated toast will be arriving soon.

I'm not dead. I've been very busy, and have been very exhausted. I will try to catch up. Daaaaamn, did my Twilight post explode with replies. O_O

Stole'd from kuja_rang

My LiveJournal Sitcom
pineapple and Klondike bar (PBS, 1:00): shadowivy20x6 (Courtney Love) discovers that kainezetsubou (Debbie Reynolds) is taking flirting lessons. At the same time, zipchan (James Van Der Beek) gets lost on the way to xrianalex (Sean Connery)'s house and spends the night in a grocery store. In the next town over, yukie1013 (Jean Claude van Damme) gets vinja_writes (Sir Ian McKellen) drunk. That weekend, ckoanime (Adam Baldwin) and rabid_dangirl (Gena Lee Nolin) build a shed at the dentist's office. Afterwards, mdetector5 (Johnny Depp) bites yamazuya (Bill Bixby). Presented in HDTV.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

...I may very well be the only one who finds it utterly hilarious that I'm played by Courtney Love. I should be disturbed, though.

...but hey; I get to be in a sitcom with Sir Ian McKellen (YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU WERE IAN MCKELLEN TOO, STEFF) *and* Johnny Depp, so it's a fair trade.

Now when do I get my fuckin royalties for that Princess AI mango

By that, I mean erika_m_r , klytaemnestra , and yes, even you lastres0rt . HAPPIE BERTHDEI YOU GUYS

you'll never be as old as me hahahahahaha